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But at night, with the help from the powerful combination Red Bull and Vodka, he becomes....
One night while CrackMan was fighting crime in the city of St. Cloud, he stumbled upon a gay bar called
The Waxed Wang. Figuring there were many crimes being committed in The Waxed Wang, CrackMan decides to
wander in and get the low down. As it turns out, CrackMan really liked this place. And alot of the
guys at The Waxed Wang also liked CrackMan. Big Hairy, as he was known at the bar, kept buying CrackMan
Redbull Vod mixes. Well, Big Hairy thought it would be funny to but a sign on the back of CrackMan, and
boy was he right!
CrackMan had so much that he had to goto the bathroom of The Waxed Wang.
First off, Loose-Jawed Jason came in and saw CrackMan bent over the toilet. Jason thought to himself,
"Boy, CrackMan sure doesn't have much hair on his crack!" So Loose-Jawed Jason thought he'd compare
the hair on his arm to CrackMan's crack. You know what, he was right!
Next Lucious Lips Luke wandered into the bathroom and saw CrackMan bent over the toilet. Lucious Lips took
an empty beer bottle and but it right up CrackMan's ass! Oh my!
After Lucious Lips left, Blow Job Billy came in. Well, he figured if a beer bottle would fit up there, and
empty bottle of Scope sure would! And he was right!
Not to be outdone, Seeing all the fun that was going on in the bathroom, Faggot Fred wandered in and tried
to put an orange (!?) in CrackMan's crack. Better luck next time Faggot Fred.
Rocky stopped by also after getting done with work at the casino. He decided to deal CrackMan a hand.
BlackJack! Congrats CrackMan!
Finally, Big Horny Billy Bob came in and decided to just fuck CrackMan right in his crack. Score one for Big
Horny Billy Bob.
Oh, watch where you're shooting it next time Big Horny Billy Bob.
At the end, someone just got tired of CrackMan being ravaged by the homos, so the just cramed his hole full of
toilet paper.
Oh CrackMan, you're so wacky!
